比来剁手买了这么多工具，包裹送来的时辰家里没人，怎样办？很多人会说，放门口呗！

考验快递小哥缔造力的时辰到了！比来，网友@伪定见魁首 收到快递小哥短信：快递放在你们家门地毯下了，留意查收。

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回家一看，差点没笑岔气了！

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这……确切在地毯下啊。

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藏得好，底子不晓得那里有快递！
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万万不要跟快递小哥说把快递放在门口，他们有一万种藏法。特别这类“一毯障目”的操纵，简直是快递小哥入门必修。

宽高恰好，就是长度差点，这份作业打90分吧。

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快递：盖好我的小被被……

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国外的快递小哥也“修炼”了这样的隐藏术。

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实在盖不住的时辰，意义意义好了。

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讲真，不用毯子，快递小哥送货时更能“送出气概，送出水平”！

簸箕扫包装袋……找找看，快递在那里？

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开门，有你的快递！开……开……开不开啊！

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“人要有原则，不是自己的工具勿拿”

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有手为证，您的快递给您放门口了，请看！

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镇箱之椅，很稳！

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明天送快递的小哥是姚明吧……

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严丝合缝，这个投递操纵上可以给满分，客户体验大如果零分。

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坐等收货的人不但猜不透小哥藏快递的套路，签收人更是猜不到！

已由（门口）代签。

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签收人：消防栓

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水表间，已签收

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“既隐藏又明显”，快递小哥能怎样办，他也很失望啊！

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