神答复大师看过很多，明天来给大师说说背面课本——“0分答案”。

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11月9日，网友@苍南派 整理了一组10月份的“0分答案”，面临分歧的情境，网友们还真是花样“情急智生”“对答如流”，没见过这么遇上趟作大死的。

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已经有一份真诚的恋爱放在我眼前，我二话不说把它压在了屁股底下

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假如一斤白的下肚，胃里火辣辣的，也许能生女儿。

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教数学的体育教员欣喜地笑出了声，然后加速速度捡起了大闸蟹。

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有福同享有难同当……

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求生欲使男朋友们情商在线

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适当忘记一些工作也答应以让自己更长寿

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关门，放答主

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这个难道不是满分答案？

最初放个满分答案吧，男朋友们学着点……

灯光师声响师就位，把话筒塞到这个年度最好男票嘴里

把每道题出得成心机实在挺难的，每道题答得这么不要命更难，0分？我看得重建睦吗！